ACDC, Stop Making Capitalist Look Bad.

Current mood: animated

I'm sorry AC/DC hasn't been good since the soundtrack to Maximum Overdrive, and that's being very generous. They should be locked out of the studio for allowing that Stephen King to be considered relevant.

Angus, it's great to know you guys can still rock, but your selling your CD through an evil conglomerate (Walmart). These CDs do not offer new music. And Brian ain't Bon. There has got to be an intervention from the government to stop you from making every album sound the same.

Yes, they all sound like AC/DC, but they are identical. Identical...let's see...nontuplets you bore to brainwash immature fans over the past twenty years.

These immature fans encourage that twat in the morning on 105.7 the X material for his morning shows, and a poor excuse for Jim Ardis to shows he's hip. Don't you care about the fans that Matty B is Xploiting for bumpers, and more importantly attention for his untalented ass?

"They shot the cannon when they weren't suppose to, and got banned for it. But they've matured."

If that is not a reason to keep AC/DC out of the Tri Counties, I don't know what is. Matured? They were 40 when they did that stunt. Do you think senility changes overtime? They were senile then, so they're still senile.

Read the rest of the review at MainEventoftheDead.com and let me know if my humor, satire and movie knowledge can translate into a B-Movie comedy about zombies and pro-wrestling.

Flag Burning for Good Taste

Current mood:  Accomplished

The sweet aroma of desperation like that of a foul fruit seems to be a proper scent for Mayor Jim Ardis and Regent Broadcasting. Perhaps it is not their aroma, but the stench from an entire crate of the rotten ovaries they might be carrying.

I am discussing the further efforts to bring AC/DC to Peoria. Is it too late to scare the right wing with the gay name theory?

That probably would not work since it is the god-fearing, mullet-sporting, Pekin Walmart-shopping red necks who think a Desert Eagle was made for possum hunting. Beyond these folks and aging pro wrestlers, who else would go to an AC/DC rally?

Why must it be AC/DC? Is it for the old guys who listen to 105.7 the X in the morning in an effort to be hip before they change the station to catch the Bob and Tom rewind? Is that what makes them the only noise to stench up the two largest towers in Peoria?

Read the rest of this blog other stories at Main Event of the Dead.com and determine if this thought process can be translated into a B-movie comedy about pro-wrestling zombies.

"Don't let your babies grow up to be Cubs Fans, and always remember to spay or neuter your White Sox Fans," Russ Stevens