My war against those with evil fingers.

Over the past month and a half, I've been trying to attack the ignorant masses that seem to dominate Peoria newspapers' opinion pages. Check out the You Page section at pjstar.com to see what I'm talking about. The following blog is one my efforts to add some sense to my hometown puppy trainer.

UAW and the Auto Bail Out

UAW members in Detroit deserve to make $75 per hour. They also said they would do away with the job bank to keep the automakers afloat. Living in Detroit cost a lot more than it does to live in Peoria, let alone surviving. The city has been nicknamed the Murder City. Protecting yourself will add to the COLA. With this being said, we should demand that wages be increased in East St. Louis. Either that

or fine up standing tax payers pay for their Kevlar accessories.

Read the rest of this blog at Main Event of the Dead dot Com and determine if my experiences, satires and movie knowledge makes a great base to produce a Pro-Wrestling Zombie Comedy B-Movie.

Politically Insensitive Peorian Tight Asses

Current mood: awake

Because Peoria news probably won't publish it, I'm posting it. And I think this one actually has an adequate amount of wit to it.

Whoever edits the "You Said It," section of the You Page must enjoy making Peorians look bad. If not that, he or she wants PJStar's readers to think that the newspaper is meant to only support their ignorant opinions instead of presenting opinions they may not like to hear.

I appreciate an editor being afraid of a backlash from the apparent majority, but to only publish their opinions makes all the bright citizens of the HOI ashamed of our representation. Please, please, please, make Peoria look smarter.

If someone can prove how an Indian's profile is symbolic to the Land of Lincoln, feel free to print it, but if they do not provide you with proof that Lincoln fought a Chief Illiniwek to the death, do not suggest that Abe wants Peoria to be represented by an offensive graphic no matter how cool the graphic looks.

Read the rest of the review at MainEventoftheDead.com and let me know if my humor, satire and movie knowledge can translate into a B-Movie comedy about zombies and pro-wrestling.